Sack-o-Lantern Tee

David Ruscopace beats his graphic artist with jumper cables for not thinking of the Sack-o-Lantern, here on a soft tee.

The Design: The low-effort holiday cash grab is a disc golf tradition.  For Halloween ya tumble a bowl of puns and things to o-lantern and deal with what ya get.  Since we at Keep Disc Golf Weird are into high art, this was farmed not from a fishbowl but from a deep space-out in 2021 and cultivated to a finely aged 2022 release.  Georgia resident and disc golfer Brent Martin says this design is "balling out," while Georgia resident and disc golfer Matt Dollar claims this design is "straight nuts."

Color print on front center; black text on light colors and white text on dark colors. For the Orange shirts, the scrotum is left clear to allow the shirt's natural orange to shine.  Ships directly from print factory and may arrive separately from other items.

The Shirt: Stock text! This classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee fits like a well-loved favorite. Soft cotton, ribbed knit collars to bolster shaping, tapered shoulders for better fit over time, with dual side seams to hold the garment's shape for longer.

.: 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
.: Retail fit
.: Tear away label
.: Runs true to size