Get your pop-industrial strength nostalgia on with the Pretty Ace Machine Heavy Tee!
The design: I'm a big ol' Trent Reznor stan and with all due self respect, boy howdy this parody is my best work ever. This incorporates references to Nine Inch Nails records and merch from '89 to '95. Mainly it's a spoof on Pretty Hate Machine, including parody titles of the full track list and its front cover (in my drawing style). It's got the "salt trails" merch from The Downward Spiral era. I could have gone further past the Spiral but honestly, I can never hope to top this series of gags. It's guaranteed to make maybe several people ever completely f'kin die of amazement when you wear it. This design only belongs on black, but I've made wrong colors also available :)
Front and back print. Ships directly from shirt manufacturer.
The Shirt: Stock text... The unisex heavy cotton tee is the basic staple of any wardrobe. It is the foundation upon which casual fashion grows. The specialty spun fibers provide a smooth surface for premium printing vividity and sharpness. No side seams mean there are no itchy interruptions under the arms. The shoulders have tape for improved durability.
.: 100% Cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²))
.: Classic fit
.: Tear away label
.: Runs true to size
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S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
| Width, in |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
30 |
32 |
| Length, in |
28.5 |
29.5 |
30.5 |
31.5 |
32.5 |
33.5 |
34.5 |
35.5 |
| Sleeve L, in |
7.25 |
7.75 |
8.25 |
8.75 |
9.25 |
9.75 |
10.25 |
10.75 |
