Get your pop-industrial strength nostalgia on with the Pretty Ace Machine Drifit!
The design: I'm a big ol' Trent Reznor stan and with all due self respect, boy howdy this parody is my best work ever. This incorporates references to Nine Inch Nails records and merch from '89 to '95. Mainly it's a spoof on Pretty Hate Machine, including parody titles of the full track list and its front cover (in my drawing style). It's got some Broken and Fixed themes up top, as well as the "salt trails" merch from The Downward Spiral era. I could have gone further past the Spiral but honestly, I can never hope to top this series of gags. It's guaranteed to make maybe several people ever completely f'kin die of amazement when you wear it.
High quality all-over print, cut and sewn at factory to order. Typical (non-holiday) delivery is around one week from ordering. Ships direct from factory and will ship separately from all regular tees and discs. Exact color may vary slightly from mockups due to the nature of printing, mockups, and color profiles.
The shirt: This is a classic moisture-wicking performance tee, professional quality and PDGA compliant for competition... no collars required! Full specs are below for comparison, but these run around 1" longer than most tees, enough to tuck in if needed and retain a full range of motion. These are lightweight, soft, and highly breathable, equally suited as casual wear or course wear.
.: 100% Polyester
.: Light fabric 4.0 oz/yd² (113 g/m²)
.: Regular fit
.: Tagless
.: Runs true to size
| |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Width, in |
19 |
20.5 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
27.5 |
| Length, in |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
34 |
| Sleeve length, in |
8.5 |
8.75 |
9 |
9.4 |
9.7 |
10 |
