Sack-o-Lantern Heavy Tee

David Ruscopace beats his graphic artist with jumper cables for not thinking of the Sack-o-Lantern, here on a heavy cotton tee.

The Design: The low-effort holiday cash grab is a disc golf tradition.  For Halloween ya tumble a bowl of puns and things to o-lantern and deal with what ya get.  Since we at Keep Disc Golf Weird are into high art, this was farmed not from a fishbowl but from a deep space-out in 2021 and cultivated to a finely aged 2022 release.  Georgia resident and disc golfer Brent Martin says this design is "balling out," while Georgia resident and disc golfer Matt Dollar claims this design is "straight nuts."

Color print on front center; black text on light colors and white text on dark colors. Ships directly from print factory and may arrive separately from other items.

The Shirt: Stock text... The unisex heavy cotton tee is the basic staple of any wardrobe. It is the foundation upon which casual fashion grows. The specialty spun fibers provide a smooth surface for premium printing vividity and sharpness. No side seams mean there are no itchy interruptions under the arms. The shoulders have tape for improved durability.

.: 100% Cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²))
.: Classic fit
.: Tear away label
.: Runs true to size